What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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