- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.