Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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