- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

all your base are belong to mark

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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