A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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