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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Emily Walker.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Obama = ebola

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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