What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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