- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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