What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Obama = ebola

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Emily Walker.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black man walks out of a police station

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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