What's city is in New York New York City

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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