How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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