- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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