What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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