What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A black man walks out of a police station

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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