- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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