- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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