- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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