Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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