How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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