Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Daniel is a fag

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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