Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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your mum

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nothing

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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