- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

robin, get in the car.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

ask me if im a door yes

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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