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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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