- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

how do you win a game try your best

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

The holocaust

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??