Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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