- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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