Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Abortion.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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