- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

The WNBA

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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