What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Women deserve equal rights.

Black People

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

the lemon was sweet.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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