Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Where are you going Your house

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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