Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

i just wrote this so hard

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

su algato es en fuego

What? Huh?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

BIG MAC'S

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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