- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

A women left the kitchen.

i found waldo.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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