Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Tucker Rivera

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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