We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Your existance.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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