What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

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