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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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