- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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