- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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