what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

White men's rights

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

knock knock whos there open open who the door

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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