A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

hiya

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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