- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I just threw up..In my pants.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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