your so fat. your fat!

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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