Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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