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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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