What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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