- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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