"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

I like the color potato.

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