A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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