- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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