- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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