- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

YEAH THEY DO!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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