What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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