Your Face... It's Beautiful.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

8=> >->-o

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

SEX

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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