Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

you gay?

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

q ggggggggggggggggg

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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