- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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