2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Your Mom

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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