Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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