Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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