Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Yo mama's fat.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 24

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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