- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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