A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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