- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

hello

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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