Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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