A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Antijokes...

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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