- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

I walk into a bar...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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