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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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