besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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