- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

A Pakistani news reader.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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