Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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