- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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