- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Everybody will die

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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