- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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