- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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