I enjoy Popcorn

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

i just wrote this so hard

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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