A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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PICKLES

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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