- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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