- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

I'm rick james bitch

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