- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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