Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Women's rights.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

my wife out of the kitchen

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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