What is the meaning of life? 42

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man goes to the potty.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

thumb_up thumb_down -21

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops