So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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