- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber