do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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