Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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A American seeking into mexico

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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dry handjob

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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