Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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