What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did? Yes

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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