The duck didn't cross the road.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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knock knock There's no door

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Sir, your wife is dead

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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robin, get in the car.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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whats a joke

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Anti Joke

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