- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

black chicken. kfc

why did the zebra cross the road?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Kevin and Ramin

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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