knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did the fish say after he

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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