How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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MAKE

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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