- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

im not food

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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