You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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