have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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