What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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