A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Knock knock.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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