- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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