- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

i like turtles

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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