why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A baby seal walks into a club.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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