- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Psychics.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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