knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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