whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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XD Jackass.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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