- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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