Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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