- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

kill yourself

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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