a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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