- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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