- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

were at work systems r down

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Mitt Romney

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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