- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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