What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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