- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.