- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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