- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Asians.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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