- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom went to college

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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