- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

TRICERATOPS!

What has two legs? Half a cat

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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