Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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