What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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