- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

I have an idea! You leave.

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