you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

your mama so old, shes dead.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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