- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Women's rights

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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