What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

I have an idea! You leave.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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