- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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