What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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