What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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