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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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