-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

A miserable man committed suicide.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

THE GAME

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call an arab ?

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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