- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

69.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Your gay

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what has genitial warts? me

Lewis

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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