Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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8===D

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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You idiot.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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