Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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