Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

No it doesnt..

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

sucks Syntax...

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