- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock, Knock Who's There

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

WNBA

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??