- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Stephen Hawking

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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