How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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