What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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poop.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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