- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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