- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

I have an idea! You leave.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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