If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

i dont fisish anythi

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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