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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Lil Wayne

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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