- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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