- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's a slut... you're mom

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

drugs.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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