Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

field day?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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