- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

sucks Syntax...

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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