- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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