If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Stephen Hawking

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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