What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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