- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

a. why? b. because

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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