binladin walks into the american seals

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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