- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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