- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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